This is hilarious, but I hope we can get back to real HN submissions. I can't wait to see the next Something.js that does something jquery already does or check

This is hilarious, but I hope we can get back to real HN submissions. I can't wait to see the next Something.js that does something jquery already does or check out a new something.io startup that has an API where you can access all your APIs.. in one place! But really another NSA or Heartbleed article would be much better. Hey have you heard of Heartbleed yet?