Why is such a dumb link-baity article on the frontpage? Yeah 500K people get murdered every year, but how about: - How to avoid getting killed in a car acciden

Why is such a dumb link-baity article on the frontpage? Yeah 500K people get murdered every year, but how about: - How to avoid getting killed in a car accident ? (1.2M yearly worldwide fatalities) - How to avoid heart disease ? (7M deaths) - How to avoid strokes ? (7M deaths) - How to avoid cancer ? (600K US alone) Living a human life has risks, you can't avoid them all...