Find me an article that isn't '1000 subjective words' :-) I actually wrote the linked article in response to all the 'this is what makes a good programmer' art

Find me an article that isn't '1000 subjective words' :-) I actually wrote the linked article in response to all the 'this is what makes a good programmer' articles I've seen going by on Hacker News. It isn't the end-all, it's just more perspective. I'd also add that it doesn't describe me as well as I would like.