Sorry, I knew that was a nonsensical example, I was just trying to make a clear example that they couldn't put any language into the contract that you couldn't

Sorry, I knew that was a nonsensical example, I was just trying to make a clear example that they couldn't put any language into the contract that you couldn't legally fulfill. In any case, I fear that you're very correct on both points. Even if it's not legally enforceable, it's going to cost the average consumer more than they're worth to fight it and have it nullified.