I'm not the one that downvoted you, but here's why: It's as groan-inducingly absurd as "how about you mail me a full stack of strawberry pancakes flaked with g

I'm not the one that downvoted you, but here's why: It's as groan-inducingly absurd as "how about you mail me a full stack of strawberry pancakes flaked with gold, just because I asked nicely?" It adds nothing to the conversation but a silly, burdensome request thinly veiled as a lame joke.