Wow, what a pointless comparison. I think it's more instructive to ask the question another way: I want to task you with hand-delivering a small envelope to an

Wow, what a pointless comparison. I think it's more instructive to ask the question another way: I want to task you with hand-delivering a small envelope to another address in the continental United States, to be named later, and I want the delivery to occur within a few days of the handoff. How much would you like me to pay you to provide such a service?