I want to thank most of you for making this one of the funniest threads I've seen on HN. Your theories as to why corporations and the people around us succumb

I want to thank most of you for making this one of the funniest threads I've seen on HN. Your theories as to why corporations and the people around us succumb to societal pressures pushing them to take on disingenuous facades of unfunny silliness for profit and attention are deeply profound -- April Fools!