My feelings about rockstar/ninja/warrior job postings are similar to how comedian Demitri Martin feels about bumper stickers: "A lot of people don't like bumpe

My feelings about rockstar/ninja/warrior job postings are similar to how comedian Demitri Martin feels about bumper stickers: "A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'"