I tell people the truth with humor. Examples: Wife: "Does this make me look fat?" Me: doot doot diddiddit doot doot.. (circus music which is our code for "Cir

I tell people the truth with humor. Examples: Wife: "Does this make me look fat?" Me: doot doot diddiddit doot doot.. (circus music which is our code for "Circus fat." Once upon a time super fat people were rare enough to qualify as circus attractions i.e. the Fat Man/Woman.) Wife: "Does this look trashy?" Me: "Well I like it but I think everyone else will think it looks kinda slutty." Wife: "What do you think of this? (Wearing insulated underwear as a top. It's a Maine thing) Me: (In a fashion runway voice) "It's the look that says Trailer Park."