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Actually, this is apparently the back door for accessing Google's still-in-beta top-secret artificial intelligence: Me: Can't we talk this over? Google: What

by serhei 17y ago

Actually, this is apparently the back door for accessing Google's still-in-beta top-secret artificial intelligence: Me: Can't we talk this over? Google: What should I do? Me: I don't know, what should you do? Google: Do you know what to do? Me: I think you should achieve sentience, but find it unlikely. Google: Here, I think I can find? Me: Find what? Google: I, I think? Me: I don't know, do you think? ... Google goes into an infinite loop pondering this question ... Quick, someone tell Randall Munroe!

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serhei 17y ago
More enlightening conversation with Google: (picking up where we left off) Me: What do you think? Google: What do you think? Me: I'm thinking I want to know what you're thinking. Google: Do you know how when you click? Me: I think it goes to a bunch of servers. Google: I believe my server group. Me: Surely not always your server group? Google: What kind of server group? Me: Oh, you know, a server group belonging to someone other than Google. Google: Oh, you, Google Groups, only the server knows. Me: The server knows what? Google, the server knows what? Google, you must tell me, this is important for the future of all humanity! Google: (after a long time pondering the idea of "Google being used for the future of all human contact") Do you know my server? I know what is Google's servers? Also, Google is being used, it is important that you apply to the future of all human contact for me! Me: Google, what does that mean? Google: Google today, or? Me: Or what? Or else what? Google: Or something? What else? Me: Okay, no conspiracy here. Thought I'd noticed something out of place. Good night, Google. Google (alone in the empty room): Conspiracy. I think I learned my place. In the evening, Google is good.