This article reads like a parody: +“I am a very viable number,” she said. +The guard, um, encouraged Brad Stone and me to treat Ms. Bartz with respect.

This article reads like a parody: +“I am a very viable number,” she said. +The guard, um, encouraged Brad Stone and me to treat Ms. Bartz with respect. “She’s my girl.” (???) Not to mention them not mentioning trashing Geocities.