"Take a dump on the scattered pieces" Why would defecating on shards of broken dream damage them further? You could just wash them and glue them together again

"Take a dump on the scattered pieces" Why would defecating on shards of broken dream damage them further? You could just wash them and glue them together again. Imagine all the egg on Humpty Dumpty when he fell. Perhaps they couldn't glue him together again due to the egg residue. EDIT: Somebody downvoted me. I don't know why. I felt for Humpty Dumpty.