This is absolutely amazing and comprehensive! I can't think of anything he really left out. I've seen articles like this before, but they're usually super-paro

This is absolutely amazing and comprehensive! I can't think of anything he really left out. I've seen articles like this before, but they're usually super-parochial, and I've never seen one that offered 'remedies' (much less the hilarious 'alternative careers' in the last section).