This seems rather hyperbolic. What sort of agenda do you imagine I have that would make me want to propagandize and mislead people? Am I part of a secret cabal

This seems rather hyperbolic. What sort of agenda do you imagine I have that would make me want to propagandize and mislead people? Am I part of a secret cabal that seeks to enslave the sheeples by encouraging them to keep their web browsers reasonably up-to-date? (For clarity, I wouldn't normally describe a two-year-old browser as "a dinosaur," mainly because the 5-year-old inside me thinks dinosaurs are too cool to use their species as a pejorative. But I would describe one like IE 9 as "fairly outdated," which is just a less goofy way of saying the same thing.)