You are missing the versatility of the cylindrical shape. 1) doubles as rolling pin in the kitchen. 2) buy two, and have a set soccer goal posts for a quick p

You are missing the versatility of the cylindrical shape. 1) doubles as rolling pin in the kitchen. 2) buy two, and have a set soccer goal posts for a quick pick up game. 3) use it in a circus balancing act during a busking session. 4) many other possibilities. By the way, I hope my sarcasm is showing...