Something like... "we can tell you what google probably does with your site and content as compared to your direct rival, without actually being google, without

Something like... "we can tell you what google probably does with your site and content as compared to your direct rival, without actually being google, without involving google, and probably... sort of accurate... and... cheap enough... based on the relative quality of our sales pitch, all while satisfying your boss with a 'report'."