Fair enough. And to be honest, there was a single night not too many years ago where I wrote up an auction site that had most of the functionality of eBay, in a

Fair enough. And to be honest, there was a single night not too many years ago where I wrote up an auction site that had most of the functionality of eBay, in a single night, in PHP (someone else had already done the frontend work, fortunately- I just built the backend).