I've found the feeding infants a mixture of milk mixed with 25% pulverized IRS forms and 10% pulverized army field manuals, results in a 65% chance that by age

I've found the feeding infants a mixture of milk mixed with 25% pulverized IRS forms and 10% pulverized army field manuals, results in a 65% chance that by age 8, they will be obsessed with writing documentation. By next year, we'll have an army of 1,000,000 tech writers ready to serve the emperor and rebuild the empire, errr, or at least document it's rebuilding.