Homer: Well, today's the day for Homer J. I know I'm gonna win this time. Lenny: Yeah? How come? Homer: Union Rule 26: "Every employee must win

Homer: Well, today's the day for Homer J. I know I'm gonna win this time. Lenny: Yeah? How come? Homer: Union Rule 26: "Every employee must win Worker of the Week at least once regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor." Mr. Burns: Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya... Hmm? What? Oh! ...and by that I mean, of course, it's time for the Worker of the Week Award. I can't believe we've overlooked this week's winner for so very, very long. We simply could not function without his tireless efforts. So, a round of applause for this inanimate [steel] rod.