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Node JS Job Ad: Hipster brogrammer wanted. Lack of knowledge of other languages wanted. Thinking every part of the tech stack should be written in JS. Must cre

Node JS Job Ad: Hipster brogrammer wanted. Lack of knowledge of other languages wanted. Thinking every part of the tech stack should be written in JS. Must create yet another layer of shit to translate into JS and pretend it is cool! Must be willing to run to the next shiny-shiny when released and be willing to abandon current projects.

exogen 13y ago
I was curious, so I actually searched through the Node.js job ads on indeed.com. I wanted to see some of these hipster jobs ads written by companies that are surely chasing a fad and doomed to fail. For everyone's benefit I've listed some of those companies here: Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, Expedia, Staples, Nordstrom, Macy's, Disney, Hulu, Comcast, T-Mobile, AT&T, Getty, LinkedIn, Heroku, Oracle, eBay, AOL, E*TRADE, Yahoo, Walmart, Sony Computer Entertainment, Lockheed Martin, GE, HP, MLB Glad I don't work for any of THOSE jerks! /sarcasm
- fsk 13y ago
  Microsoft is using node.js now? Maybe that's why Windows 8 was so awful.