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The fact that your first thought is about the feasibility of eating aliens lends tonnes of support to the idea that it's in the aliens' best interest to wipe us
by spacehome 13y ago
The fact that your first thought is about the feasibility of eating aliens lends tonnes of support to the idea that it's in the aliens' best interest to wipe us out.
- Zigurd 13y agoIt looks like the greater danger is the inability to spot satire. They'll come and and prank us and we'll humorlessly launch nukes on them.
- wmeredith 13y agoAlmost did a spit take while reading that first sentence, thanks!
- rahimnathwani 13y agoI don't know the original sources of this joke, but this version is pasted from http://www.chinasmack.com/2009/stories/what-if-district-9-alien-prawns-landed-in-china.html http://www.chinasmack.com/2009/stories/what-if-district-9-al... - Aliens land in Beijing, Beijing people would ask the aliens if they believe in capitalism or socialism. - Aliens land in Shanghai, Shanghai people would drag the aliens to the zoo to put on display. - Aliens land in Guangdong, they would be eaten… - Aliens land in Wenzhou, Wenzhou people will ask the aliens: is business easy to do on your planet?
- pinkpussycat 13y agoI'm sure there's a new reality TV show somewhere in that...