I work in market research and have to use SPSS. It sucks because the old versions would crash for no good reason and the new versions are slow. The output is ug

I work in market research and have to use SPSS. It sucks because the old versions would crash for no good reason and the new versions are slow. The output is ugly as hell. I haven't switched to R, StatXP, Stata because I'm lazy, we have a huge number of old surveys in SPSS format and a whole lot of scripts and macro written. Oh and the copy protection sucks. Seriously, if I want to pirate your software, I will download a crack.