"Not OSX that's for sure." Such revulsion! I bet you didn't climb up on the dinner table Christmas day and take a big ol' steamy dump on the just-carved turke

"Not OSX that's for sure." Such revulsion! I bet you didn't climb up on the dinner table Christmas day and take a big ol' steamy dump on the just-carved turkey, either! Such manners, such propriety! No pooping, no OSX!