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"Passengers may notice a slight reduction in the number of wings" -- Bob Newhart

• arethuza 13y ago
  "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress." Actual announcement from a BA 747 flight: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_9 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_9
  • berberous 13y ago
    Wow. You have to love the British...
    • evanb 13y ago
      "Quiet desperation is the English way..."[1] [1] http://www.pink-floyd-lyrics.com/html/time-dark-lyrics.html http://www.pink-floyd-lyrics.com/html/time-dark-lyrics.html
  • cjrp 13y ago
    The very definition of "Keep Calm and Carry On"
• joshrotenberg 13y ago
  "He's skiing (flying) on one ski (wing)!" - Better Off Dead
• infinotize 13y ago
  Classic Far Side comic [not my site]: Edit for image leech removal. Not somewhere I can upload an image to my hosting, but google for "far side wings fall off" to view the comic - http://goo.gl/bnWsM4 http://goo.gl/bnWsM4