I grew up playing with He-man and it never gave me second thoughts about eating all the delicious food, and drinking all the beer that has since turned me into

I grew up playing with He-man and it never gave me second thoughts about eating all the delicious food, and drinking all the beer that has since turned me into the fat, slovenly piece of shit I am proud to be today. Nothing could have prevented that. NOTHING. And I mean, have you LOOKED at He-man? Was that supposed to insipre me? Would anyone believe that it intimidated me, and eroded my self confidence? Really? Bah!