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Release that anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to dark side. Dark side has cookies. Cookies lead to weight gain. Weight gain
by TrainedMonkey 13y ago
Release that anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to dark side. Dark side has cookies. Cookies lead to weight gain. Weight gain leads to unhappiness.
Therefore anger leads to unhappiness. Trust me I'm a doctor[0].
[0] not really, but you should still trust me.
- DavidWoof 13y agoCookies? I thought the dark side had pie. I was told there'd be pie.
- TrainedMonkey 13y agoI have proof: https://www.google.com/search?q=dark+side+has+cookies https://www.google.com/search?q=dark+side+has+cookies