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From Wayne's World (1992): Kids know dick. I watch 'em in my arcades. They stand like lab rats hitting the feeder bar to get food pellets. As long
by binarymax 13y ago
From Wayne's World (1992):
Kids know dick.
I watch 'em in my arcades.
They stand like lab rats hitting
the feeder bar to get food pellets.
As long as they pump in quarters,
who gives a shit?
Let me ask you.
What's your single biggest problem
in the arcade business?
Well, uh, keeping the customer
informed of new product.
Like our new game called Zantar.
Zantar is a gelatinous cube
that eats warriors in a village.
If you eat a chieftain,
you go up a level.
Beauty is, you can't
get to the next level,
kids keep coughing up quarters.
Gelatinous cube eats village.
It's terrific.
- dwd 13y agoReminds me of playing games like R-Type in the arcade as a kid. When you died you had about 5 seconds to decide whether to continue or not. Continuing was always the wrong choice as you would find yourself on the hard level with level 1 weaponry.