Yeah, the functional programming side of PHP is ugly as sin. Forgot to add your latest variable to the use block? No "closing over" for you. What's that? All

Yeah, the functional programming side of PHP is ugly as sin. Forgot to add your latest variable to the use block? No "closing over" for you. What's that? All array function are prefixed with "array_"... except for the old ones which aren't, making it both verbose and confusing.