Hold on, did anyone read their proposed "solution"? "Right now, all markets and withdrawals are still frozen, and they will remain that way until the negative

Hold on, did anyone read their proposed "solution"? "Right now, all markets and withdrawals are still frozen, and they will remain that way until the negative balance watcher is written and in place and balance deductions are calculated." A "negative balance watcher" sounds like a horrible idea. Isn't this a solved problem? Atomic database transactions. Does not inspire confidence.