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Microsoft 'Cortana' set to rival Apple's Siri

• davidgerard 13y ago
  "Good morning, Cortana." "STFU N00B" "Er, what?" "U R SO GAY LOLOLOLOL" "Do you talk like this to everyone?" "NO U" "Sod this, I'm off for a pint." "IT'S OVER 9000!!" ... "Fag."