I was expecting something different, although the part about desperation rings true.. My "Dear Recruiters" letter would beg them to just Google me, or look at

I was expecting something different, although the part about desperation rings true.. My "Dear Recruiters" letter would beg them to just Google me, or look at my LinkedIn... something, anything, spend 10 seconds to find out that I have a great job at a huge company... then think twice about sending me a lead for a short-term contract opportunity using a technology I haven't touched in years at a no-name company in some other random state.