This is absolute nonsense. Basically to describe the relation between perl and PHP, take all the good things out of perl 5.005 and you're left with PHP. Perl'

This is absolute nonsense. Basically to describe the relation between perl and PHP, take all the good things out of perl 5.005 and you're left with PHP. Perl's internals to my knowledge are insane in a mad genius kind of a way. I would imagine that PHPs internals are pathalogical in a 'tramp smelling of urine' kind of way.