Most probably think it's nice, but: - I can't ride it up an 80 degree slope covered in ice with unreasonably intense instrumental metal playing in the backgrou

Most probably think it's nice, but: - I can't ride it up an 80 degree slope covered in ice with unreasonably intense instrumental metal playing in the background. - It cannot carry the enormous frozen mammal I just picked up at Sam's Club, let alone the metric ton of salsa that was on offer. - People would laugh and call me Mall Cop, and I'd feel like a twat. - I would be broke after buying this, and being broke, mocked, hungry, and unable to go off-road is just too frustrating. .. on the other hand, it's really neat.