The introduction of universal literacy is but a terrible machination to deprive us hard-working scribes of our wages. These bright-eyed children (so eager to le

The introduction of universal literacy is but a terrible machination to deprive us hard-working scribes of our wages. These bright-eyed children (so eager to learn our trade) are weapons forged to deprive us of our pay. Let us stand against this sickening project to educate our children - for there is no class of people so trod upon as those in our trade, no bundle of sticks in such need of binding. And let us make this stand now before the boots of our oppressors become child-sized!