I think it's the mall as context. Is a security guard at a dark warehouse dorky? They're not especially cool, but I don't get negative thoughts. That Segway to

I think it's the mall as context. Is a security guard at a dark warehouse dorky? They're not especially cool, but I don't get negative thoughts. That Segway tour pic is pretty funny. It may be the helmets and manpurses, but funny still the same.