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ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarzenegger one-liners
- Impossible 13y agoI'm disappointed that "WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO" doesn't appear to be a key phrase.
- TallGuyShort 13y agoShould be the command for accepting a line of input from the user
- malbs 13y agoI would have thought that was to define a new sub-class
- soperj 13y agoMy favorite was "I'M THE PARTY POOPER" from Kindergarten Cop.
- WiseWeasel 13y agoMaybe the break in a switch statement... could merge with Impossible's request: WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO (foo){ SEE YOU AT THE PARTY 'bar': //kill bad guys I AM THE PARTY POOPER; }
- jessedhillon 13y agoAs ArnoldC doesn't use braces there needs to be a key phrase to end the switch. I recommend NO MORE COMPLAINING And the default case could be nominated by GET IN AND START PADDLING
- aaronbrethorst 13y agoFeature request: Add exception handling with the one-liner "IT IS NOT A TUMOR"
- mVChr 13y agoAnd promises should be implemented using "I'LL BE BACK"
- ZirconCode 13y ago"I'LL BE BACK is the keyword for RETURN "
- mindslight 13y ago"I'LL BE BACK" should really be call/cc.
- yitchelle 13y ago"I'LL BE BACK" - for recursion
- bhouston 13y agoBTW one of the more popular renders in the film industry is called "Arnold" and it is named after Schwarzenegger. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_(software) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_(software) Examples of usage here: https://www.solidangle.com/ https://www.solidangle.com/
- ctrager 13y agoYou all might enjoy "Terminally Blonde" at about the 6 minute mark: http://www.thirdcoastfestival.org/library/664-re-sound-27-the-remix-show http://www.thirdcoastfestival.org/library/664-re-sound-27-th...
- dasil003 13y agoFrom now on I will interpret all-caps text as Austrian action-hero monotone rather than shouting.
- outworlder 13y agoNow, the world just needs an ArnoldC#, for interop with LOLCODE.net
- LeoNatan25 13y agoThis is one of the funniest things I've seen this week!
- LeoNatan25 13y agoWell, I read some more. Safe to say, one of the funniest things in a very long time. As an Arnie fan, this is so much fun! Being on GitHub, can't wait to see what other funny ideas people bring into it. :D
- saraid216 13y agoThe next step is obviously Samuel L. Jackson.
- LeoNatan25 13y agoOr Mr. T
- coreymgilmore 13y agoThis is hysterical. That being said, nice work!
- eob 13y agoThanks to you I'll now not be able to help reading all CONSTANT_VARIABLES in Arnold's voice.
- Zikes 13y agoKILL ME I'M HERE - Break loop YOU'RE ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER - User input IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT - Throw exception CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES - Handle exception
- jbigelow76 13y ago>IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT I think that would do better as a switch or case handler semantic.
- snorkel 13y agoThere's no exceptions because Arnold does not try/fail at anything.
- bhauer 13y agoC you at the party, Richter!
- vezzy-fnord 13y agoThanks! Time to migrate our proprietary in-house database from LOLCODE to ArnoldC.
- henryw 13y agoSome silly suggestions for the future versions: throwing an exception: YOU KILLED MY FATHER BIG MISTAKE catching an exception: COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE finally: REMEMBER SULLY WHEN I PROMISED TO KILL YOU LAST null value: @YOUVE JUST BEEN ERASED or @HASTA LA VISTA BABY or @I LET HIM GO positive infinity value: @YOURE FIRED negative infinity value: @WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS THE ICE AGE NaN value: @IM PREGNANT
- rtkwe 13y agoHASTA LA VISTA, BABY is already an operator in ArnoldC as the method terminator, best not to have it used twice.
- xcolour 13y agoFor perfect accompaniment, listen to Austrian Death Machine [1]. 1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrian_Death_Machine http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrian_Death_Machine
- LaSombra 13y agoThank you for showing me a great, funny band!
- erbo 13y agoI HAVE DETAILED FILES - Something related to file I/O maybe? FUCK YOU ASSHOLE - Equivalent of Perl die()? Other suggestions for future expansion: COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE TRUST ME (An assert()?) I NEED A VACATION
- gohwell 13y agoEPIC! The author included a list of video clips for each line he used. https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC
- temuze 13y agoHere's a list of most of the phrases: https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC/blob/master/src/main/scala/org/arnoldc/ArnoldParser.scala#L9 https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC/blob/master/src/main/sca...
- alariccole 13y agoWhat won me over was the fact that the else statement is "BULLSHIT".
- phowat 13y agoTrying to resist the urge to write a 99 bottles of beer example with that.
- NAFV_P 13y agoNOTHING CLEAN RIGHT
- WiseWeasel 13y agoThis could be a solid foundation for TerminatorOS, the operating system for killer robots with speech synthesizers.
- cesario 13y agoHere's an ArnoldC->Ruby transpiler based entirely on regexps : https://github.com/franckverrot/arnoldc.rb https://github.com/franckverrot/arnoldc.rb I urge the author of the language to create ArnoldCSpec, so that other implementations can be given the opportunity to challenge the main one. :-D