I feel the same. I can't read their FAQ without cringing/laughing. Don’t spritz me you spritzin’ spritzer! (wtf?) Will spritzing burn my retinas? (only if he

I feel the same. I can't read their FAQ without cringing/laughing. Don’t spritz me you spritzin’ spritzer! (wtf?) Will spritzing burn my retinas? (only if he spritzes in your eye...)