Saying, "epoll is already enabled in [the] most recent kernel[s], but some strange distributions (which will remain nameless) have this feature disabled," is cu

Saying, "epoll is already enabled in [the] most recent kernel[s], but some strange distributions (which will remain nameless) have this feature disabled," is cute, but it would be more useful if you named the distributions so people know if they need to worry with this or not.