My code editor keeps opening a totally useless dialog when I happen to clip ctrl-b instead of ctrl-v. My microwave insistently beeps every 2 minutes when I've p

My code editor keeps opening a totally useless dialog when I happen to clip ctrl-b instead of ctrl-v. My microwave insistently beeps every 2 minutes when I've put something in it even though I'm in the middle of doing something else and can't get to it. My washing machine won't let me open the door for 2 minutes if I've stopped it, even though all it was doing was anti-crease. Computers and tech are just so bullheaded stupid, so completely and utterly idiotic. They just don't learn and I know they can't. The day when you can say to a computer or bit of tech, "don't do that again" and it not to blankly completely ignore you and do it again and again and again will actually be one of the great days in human history. I don't want a singularity, I don't want to converse with my computer, I just want to be able to say 'stop it' and it to listen.