I swear you could just write a "HN comment generator" script for these sorts of articles: input: $new_google_tech output string: "$new_google_tech will let Go

I swear you could just write a "HN comment generator" script for these sorts of articles: input: $new_google_tech output string: "$new_google_tech will let Google know more about you! I disapprove! Also, NSA." Repeat. Occasionally sprinkle with insightful comment about the actual technology being introduced.