When I decided it was time to go, I packed all of my personal things in a box and took them home. Freaked my wife out when she saw the box in my car. "No, dea

When I decided it was time to go, I packed all of my personal things in a box and took them home. Freaked my wife out when she saw the box in my car. "No, dear, I didn't quit. Yet." Nobody at work noticed.