That "substitute 'damn'" quote is damn good, but the attribution to Twain is damn bogus: http://quoteinvestigator.com/2012/08/29/substitute-damn/ http://quotei

That "substitute 'damn'" quote is damn good, but the attribution to Twain is damn bogus: http://quoteinvestigator.com/2012/08/29/substitute-damn/ http://quoteinvestigator.com/2012/08/29/substitute-damn/ He never said that the coldest winter he spent was a summer in San Francisco either. Damn.