I was impressed by the author's creativity, but yeah. Almost everything would absolutely flop in the real world, and probably have a negative effect on the loca

I was impressed by the author's creativity, but yeah. Almost everything would absolutely flop in the real world, and probably have a negative effect on the local perception of your business. Things like "sponsor an event" and "write for newspapers" work, yeah, but they're not really what I'd term guerrilla...