It looks like a parody to me, too. "First of all, I can do anything in jQuery, and have full control. Full control of the selectors, HTML, the DOM. I like that

It looks like a parody to me, too. "First of all, I can do anything in jQuery, and have full control. Full control of the selectors, HTML, the DOM. I like that." This could be rewritten as "First of all, I can do anything in Assembler, and have full control. Full control of the stack, registers, the memory. I like that."