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The last time we marched on Montreal, Washington DC ended up razed and Congress fled the Capitol. In light of that, I might be coerced into supporting an invas
by LyndsySimon 13y ago
The last time we marched on Montreal, Washington DC ended up razed and Congress fled the Capitol.
In light of that, I might be coerced into supporting an invasion of Canada...
- mhurron 13y agoCanada isn't a British colony now so it's doubtful the redcoats would burn the White House this time.
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- Kluny 13y agoRedcoats no, Canadians yes.
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- sabbatic13 13y agoBut the Queen's Guard is dependent on the Canadians for the bear skins they need to make those giant grenadier hats. If we invade Canada and put that vital commodity in jeopardy, the regiment may attack the White House in the name of outrageous fashion (also because those hats insult the French, every time they wear them, so it's a 2fer).
- chm 13y agoI'm genuinely unable to tell if you are being sarcastic or not.
- codelap 13y agoIf you marched on Montreal, we'd let you have it.
- dwd 13y agoNext time it might be a good idea to not spare the Patent Office...