Don't be someone this person doesn't like! With such stringent criteria as "uncomfortable feelings" and avoiding provoking random feelings of "buyer's remorse",

Don't be someone this person doesn't like! With such stringent criteria as "uncomfortable feelings" and avoiding provoking random feelings of "buyer's remorse", I can't wait to submit an application to UberFlop's house of wildly swinging emotions. Every new hire gets a crystal ball to divine this persons emotions and a mood ring to make sure to only think happy thoughts. Are these adults we're talking about here? Holy fuck.