Looks like it was actually published on 9/26 http://www.theonion.com/articles/american-life-turns-into-bad-jerry-bruckheimer-mov,220/ http://www.theonion.com/ar

Looks like it was actually published on 9/26 http://www.theonion.com/articles/american-life-turns-into-bad-jerry-bruckheimer-mov,220/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/american-life-turns-into-ba... http://www.theonion.com/issue/3734/ http://www.theonion.com/issue/3734/ Because they stopped publishing right after 9/11 http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/remembering-onion-9-11-issue-everyone-thought-last-162024809.html http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/remembering-onion-9-11-i...