I'm honestly sorry I gave that a pageview. It's an article chock full of caveats (Best practices vary wildly across the board, except for the ones any decent p

I'm honestly sorry I gave that a pageview. It's an article chock full of caveats (Best practices vary wildly across the board, except for the ones any decent programmer obviously knows.), straw-men (Someone spending a week to implement caching on a 20-row table probably wasn't crafting elegant code anyway.), and contrived anecdotal examples (Christmas apps must be out by Christmas. My God, what a breakthrough. Most projects are not nearly this straightforward.).