Lol, my first job out of college was as a DBA for a large US-based cruise company. I would go out to the ships to work on the databases used to maintain engine

Lol, my first job out of college was as a DBA for a large US-based cruise company. I would go out to the ships to work on the databases used to maintain engine maintenance records. They would put me up in unsold rooms. One time all the rooms were sold so I was basically in a closet down the hall from the MORGUE. Where was my bigscreen, WHERE WAS MY BIGSCREEN~! :)