I'm always the guy who stands up for Facebook UI updates, so why do I hate Paper so much? I think it's the fact that I am forced to touch, and swipe through st

I'm always the guy who stands up for Facebook UI updates, so why do I hate Paper so much? I think it's the fact that I am forced to touch, and swipe through stories I don't give a shit about. At all. Does anyone who is fellating the Paper UI actually use Facebook? You sure you really want to pan through hundreds of uninteresting posts...because it looks cool? I don't. I love the transitions and how responsive the UI is, but would I use this to take an overview of my friend's activity? Unlikely.